So That's What Opening Up A Can Of Whoop Ass Is Like

by Final Warning

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1.	Back to School 00:28	lyrics	buy track
Back to school Back to school To prove to dad that I'm not a fool Got my lunch all packed My boots tied tight Hope I don't get in a fight
2.	Consider me Miles Davis 01:05	lyrics	buy track
You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants
3.	Somebody Kill Me Please 01:55	lyrics	buy track
You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true But it all was bullshit It was a goddamn joke And when I think of you Linda I hope you fucking choke I hope you're glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy You left me here all alone Tears running constantly Oh somebody kill me please Somebody kill me please I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please Kill me I want to die Put a bullet in my head
4.	The Mutants Over at Table 9 00:59	lyrics	buy track
Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying
5.	Grow Old With You 01:21	lyrics	buy track
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let you hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if when you had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you
6.	Reflections of Society in Literature 00:56	lyrics	buy track
When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job

about

I got stoned one night and decided to record a dumb cover to impress a girl. My friends liked it so I decided to do a tribute to the Sandman.

These songs were recorded between 2015 and 2016 in Londonderry, NH, Brighton, MA, and Wakefield, MA. This is why all of the songs sound so different.

The quality of these recordings are nowhere near perfect, I never intended them to be. It was just a way to have some fun with my friends.

I hope you enjoy these as much as I did making them

please do not buy this EP, I don't own any of the rights to any of this, nor do I want to profit from it. If you must purchase it tell me what charity you want the money to go to

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released March 1, 2019

Songs by Robbie Hart, and Billy Madison

Neal- vocals, guitar, bass, loops
Joe- drums on somebody kill me please
Evan- drums on back to school, and consider me miles davis

Recorded by Neal, Joe, and Brian

Mastered by Jim

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